Real People

I like solving problems. When I finish solving problems, I create new problems to solve.
So I thought maybe it’s a good idea to get paid solving problems

100% strike rate ten-pin bowling with my feet
Spinning books
Taming my hair

Hit three birds with one stone
I missed man landing on the moon, would like to see man landing on Mars.
Pass the buck without anyone noticing

I thrive on helping businesses get seen across the globe—because what’s the point of having an amazing product, service, or advocacy if no one knows about it? My mission is to make sure the right people find you, engage with you, and most importantly, convert into loyal customers.

Debating: I never back down from a (healthy) argument—whether it’s about SEO strategies or why pineapple belongs on pizza.
Dancing: If Shakira ever needs a dance-off, I’m ready. The hips? Oh, they definitely don’t lie.
Singing: Let’s just say, I could be the next pop sensation… but for the sake of humanity, I’ve decided to keep this talent deeply hidden.

Travel abroad with my son – Because adventures are always better when shared.
Author a book – A bestseller, obviously.
Eat pizza in Italy – Because pizza tastes better where it was born.

Making things better.

Brazilian Jiu Jitsu
Massage
Growing Blueberries

Travel. Lots of Travel
Public speaker and life coach
Become fluent in Chinese

To be a leader so that I can empower people to be the best version of themselves.

I can get cattle to follow directions better than I can get my own kids!
Campdrafting
Maori Long Poi

Retire and run an animal sanctuary
Travel to Alaska
Be nominated to attend the Riley’s Ride & The Man From Snowy River Bush Festival

To make people happy

Snowboarding
Surfing (although I’m no Kelly Slater)
Going back for seconds

Try heliskiing
Travel to Africa
Watch the All Blacks win a world cup in-person

My brain is a non-stop idea factory, always buzzing with creativity that needs to be let out into the world.

Cooking the best Brazilian food.
Practising yoga to stay balanced.
Making collages out of pretty much anything.

Travel all over South America.
Catch some waves at a surf camp in Bali.
Road trip along the Aussie coast.

Why not?

Eat real spicy food

Code an app or game
Compose a song

To push my own boundaries as to what I think is possible, how life “should” be. Every day presents me with opportunities to learn, redirect and connect.

Amateur yoga teacher
Aspiring artist (painting)
Excellent arranger and planner of home decor

Much more travel
Design my own linen range
Become fluent in Indonesian

To make the world a prettier place.
To redesign the world.

Bungee jumped 1000 times
Do a handstand walk down the stairs
I can samba

Walk on the moon
Become a pro surfer
Get my Jiujitsu black belt

Worked hard to become a licensed Engineer but ended up as a SEO Engineer. Who knew solving website issues can be more interesting than solving Math and Physics problems?

Singing
Dancing but needs a little forcing
Drawing that only comes out when I’m super bored

Become a world-class singer
Travel to other countries outside Asia
Try skydiving
Learn Japanese so I can watch anime without English subtitles

“When the time is right, I the lord will make it happen” Isaiah 60:22

I obsess with getting things in order and well planned.

I can belt out a tune on the vibraphone. Any requests?

Cruise to some of the worlds amazing destinations like the Caribbean, Europe, Asia

To use my creative side in an effective way, and to never stop learning and growing.

Guacamole making (and eating).
Social media stalking.
Having 10,000 tabs open at once on my laptop.

Visit Sri Lanka.
Learn Indonesian and Balinese.

I’m here to bring joy, chaos, and more distractions than Shannon ever could. My mission? Keep the team entertained, boost morale, and ensure no snack is ever left unattended. If I’m not tearing through the office at full speed, I’m probably stealing hearts—or whatever food you thought was safe.

Endless energy: Expert in generating more energy than an Energiser battery—sprinting, jumping, chasing, and causing chaos, all while looking way too cute.
Remote control car menace: It’s war. I’ll do everything in my power to take it down… or at least make it regret ever moving.
Stealth-mode fisherman: I stand motionless, eyes locked, waiting for the perfect moment to strike. The fish may be fast, but so am I—one day, my patience will pay off.

Land my first big catch. The fish may be winning for now, but I’m playing the long game.
Figure out how to open the snack cupboard. I know the treats are in there—I just need to crack the challenge of getting it open.

To successfully use entrepreneurial and managerial skills attained from my past in a legitimate business.

Whistle with my fingers
Twirl a pen
Can bunny hop over park bench

Win the World Series Poker in Vegas.